Consider this “Myth of the Immortal Court, Part II: By the Numbers.”
I’ve mentioned before the ridiculous Mathematical Impossibility of Vampires, or what I call the Daybreakers Fallacy. In short, humans postulate Vampires cannot exist because everyone in the world would have become a bloodsucker already.
As if Vampires would let such a thing happen. We’re not zombies, we’re not stupid, and one bite does not equal Vampire.
But this brings me to a key point: supposed “immortal courts” make no sense because all Vampires are alphas and see one another as mutual enemies. So what’s the big deal with dark princes and princesses and all that? Here’s my best guess.
We all know Dracula was a Count, but that doesn’t mean all Vampires are royalty or have to be. Werewolves draw strength from packs while witches have their covens — neither of which actually exist the way you think. I’m talking about social games — role-playing, LARPs, and MMOs — where human players get to become the “monster” of their choice. Some of these attribute packs and covens to Vampires, nests and the like, implying groups of Vampires huddled together…
Except they’d destroy one another. More often than not, they do.
Anne Rice had it right — only the lonely — but White Wolf Games needed to enable everyone to play Vampires, so there had to be plenty of bloodsuckers around and reasons why they would be. I think the ones organized like mafia make the most sense; they’re at least somewhat believable.
There are about ten thousand Vampires that exist on Planet Earth with a population of 7.5 billion humans.
That’s one Vampire for every 750,000 people.
430 Vampires in the United States of America out of 323 million people.
There are perhaps eleven operating in and around New York City.
I can count the number of Vampires in West Virginia on one hand, including myself.
If such a court exists, it would be populated by ghouls: helpful empowered humans trying to avoid becoming the next meal. It would in no way be staffed with other Vampires making plans to attack or be attacked… constantly.
If you’re a Vampire, you’re an Alpha. There are no Betas and certainly no Omegas. Call it Vampire paranoia; you’re always suspicious and you’re not wrong to be. Two can tolerate one another for short periods of time — very short periods of time.
If it weren’t for social media, we’d never talk to each other safely at all.
I know what I’m talking about. Trust me — I’m a Vampire.
Take your power seriously. Keep each other safe. Be indomitable.